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Thursday, February 24, 2011

The Real Best Pictures


The Oscars (or “Oscar” as the Academy obnoxiously insists on calling it this year) are this Sunday and “The King’s Speech” is essentially a lock to take home Best Picture over the superior “The Social Network.”* In honor of the Academy once again failing to correctly pick the best movie of the year let’s take a look back over who won the top award in film the last ten years, & who should have won.
*Nearly every critics’ award for Best Picture has gone to “Network,” which once again brings us to the insanity of awards in the entertainment industry. In sports the players and coaches do not decide who wins awards at the end of the season, rather sports writers decide the winners. This makes sense seeing as sports writers are paid to cover the entire sport, while players & coaches are merely concerned with their own teams. Yet in the movie, music, & television industries it is those within the industries, & not the critics whose job it is to judge what is produced, who decide the awards. Hence instead of having awards decided by an educated, relatively unbiased group of individuals we’re left with awards being handed out by an uneducated, petulant group of people with definitive favorites. Why? Because celebrities love nothing more than patting themselves on the back.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

SUPER BOWL XLV PREVIEW!


In my pre-season NFL Preview I made this Super Bowl Prediction:
SUPER BOWL XLV
Packers 27, Steelers 23
Rodgers asserts himself as a truly elite quarterback & Green Bay wins the Super Bowl in Brett Favre’s last season (I think).
Now I don’t want to call myself a prophet but… how awesome is that?! I correctly predicted both Super Bowl teams!* Of course Sport’s Illustrated’s Peter King also predicted a Packers/Steelers Super Bowl, so I’m hardly alone, but he chose Pittsburgh to win. So there you have the one major storyline that’s been ignored by the media: Who will prove to be right? Peter King, the noted NFL reporter who’s been in the business for decades? Or Joe Matz, the 20-year-old Tucson blogger?**
*An improvement from last year when I correctly predicted the Colts appearance, but failed miserably in picking my Giants (I had the Colts winning).
**Peter & I don’t deserve too much credit since we both bailed on our picks. Before the playoffs he switched his prediction to Patriots/Packers, & I picked the Eagles over the Pack in round 1 (though I’ve been loyal ever since).
But enough about my genius, let’s take a quick look at why each team should win.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

February-April Movie Preview




We've got three months to go before the summer movie season begins, but that hardly means there won't be anything to watch. I'll do my best to help you save your hard earned cash by telling you what movies are worth shelling out for, & which ones to avoid. (Note: by clicking on the name of the listed films you will be redirected to the trailer, a clip from the film, or the listed movie's imdb page).